Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How does it feel to date your dad?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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