I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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