doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
His hands were made for my vagina.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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