if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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