there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Everything about him screamed your future.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.