i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt