I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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