literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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