She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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