You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
