Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Is it penis luge time yet?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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