There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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