whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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