I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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