dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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