More tranny stories later!
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
cat food counts as protein by the way
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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