There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Do vagina's smell?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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