Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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