Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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