It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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