I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
