do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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