It's like a parade of train wrecks.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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