I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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