Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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