that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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