Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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