i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This baby is an asshole
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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