Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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