I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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