OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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