Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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