There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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