some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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