he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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