Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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