I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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