Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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