Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
