I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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