Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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