Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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