Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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