i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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