): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
i think my cat just said my name.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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