Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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