Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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