its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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