honey bunches of taint.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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