What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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