Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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