Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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