I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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