That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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