K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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