College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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